There are three things you need to know about the Bossa Nova Tungsten Ring. One: it’s a polished tungsten band with a black ceramic centre. Two: it has remarkable though possibly imaginary powers to help its wearer make friends and influence people. Three: never, ever speak ill of the Bossa Nova Tungsten Ring while in its presence or it may destroy you. This is a ring that will bestow on you numerous blessings but it is not a ring to be trifled with. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
8mm wide and 12 grams weight, everything else about this ring is classified.
Is there such a thing as too much sex appeal? Wear the Supercharger Tungsten Ring and you will soon find out. Tungsten carbide in brushed matte finish, black ceramic centre, polished grooves and embellishments that tantalise. Walk into any room – crowded pub, women’s locker room, secure containment facility – and watch heads turn to follow your every step, mouths agape and struggling to find words to encompass the extremely awesome that is you. When these rapt creatures finally summon the power to address you, you may be asked to leave – this is a women’s locker room after all. But they’ll never forget you…
9mm wide and 15.2 grams weight, that sounds about right.
The Apogee Tungsten Ring lives up to its name: it is in fact the highest point in ring style for men, the greatest achievement capable within the jewellery-maker’s proficiency. Take a closer look: tungsten carbide band polished to a remarkable shine, with subtle grooves that define a a brushed matte finish interior ribbon. Precious material, superior craftsmanship, excellence in design that informs an appealing personal style. Now don’t those things all sound marvellous…?
Size? Weight? Haha, you can’t make us tell you… oh all right, 8mm wide and 12.7 grams weight, can’t we have surprises anymore?!?
Hope you don’t mind looking a bit dangerous, the Raven Tungsten Ring is not exactly subtle in disguising sinister intentions. A closer look, but not too close: black ceramic base with a polished tungsten carbide centre. That’s good enough, back away slowly now.
8mm wide, 9.4 grams weight and numerous questions remaining that the Raven refuses to answer. Where did it come from? What nefarious deeds has it planned? It’s best just to do as it says and not put up too much of a fuss, you can try to talk your way out of trouble later.