If you weigh under 10 stone the Big Red Tungsten Ring isn’t a ring at all, you must instead wear it as a collar or a belt. What we’re trying to say is this is a big ring. Large. Prodigious in magnitude, ample by any measure, in Latin known as Giganticus Magnormous. Band is brushed and polished tungsten carbide, smooth matte black ceramic lines, tidy grooves, and a 4mm red & black double twill ribbon of carbon Kevlar fibre right down the middle. This ring is epic.
What’s the size of this monster? Who knows, blasted thing won’t hold still to be measured.